An Illuminating Loo – unless you are colour blind; some things are just black or white
04 Jul 2013
Reasons to be red…
Leydon Lettings regularly renovate houses replacing old toilets with new ones. Upon final inspection one tenant, seeking to avoid cleaning costs, argued that a filthy toilet, “Was already like that!” (covered in what you can only imagine and lime scale).
… Tales of the unexpected:
“Don’t you remember?”, I asked.
“It was a brand new toilet – never used before you!”
As recollection dawned… in slow motion, his face transformed from ashen grey to bright beetroot. He cleaned the brown toilet leaving it nice and white